Writer and broadcaster Darcus Howe explains the rioting

you heard if first here folks! "an insurrection of the masses of the people, it is happening in syria, it is happening in - ah - Clapham, its happening in Liverpool" OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THE HUMANITARIAN AIRSTRIKES?
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NATO calls upon the Queen to order the immediate cessation of violence against peaceful protestors, to recognise their legitimate aspirations (to a new pair of trainers and a wide-screen TV), to withdraw her viagra-fueled thugs (commonly known as the Metropolitan Police) from urban centres (and preferably to hold a target sign over their heads once they get to an open space) and to hand over power to the Rebel Interim Rudeboy National Council led by Leeroy and his crew.

Jovan Isakovic